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Bizarreness.
I got the day off for some reason, so I'm chillin' in bed at about 10am, when the doorbell goes. I hate being got out of bed to answer the door, so I ignore it. I'm the only one who lives on the ground floor, so I'm continually getting the door for people. Anyway, after a few minutes, my phone rings. It's the woman outside the door with a parcel for me.
Inside is a garment I will swear to baby Jesus Christ I never ordered. I mean I looked at it on the website. But I'm sure I never punched in my credit card and hit 'send'.
It fits too. Maybe it's even a little big.
Holy shit I'm confused.
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