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Fry:...letting my waste lie where ever it falls like an animal at the zoo.
Leela: Actually, animals go in the corner.
Fry: The corner! Why didn't I think of that?
Zapp Brannigan: In the olden days I proudly fought alongside female troops, shoulder to, uh…shoulder. Alas, after a series of deadly blunders caused by distracting low-cut fatigues and lots of harmless pinching, the army decided women weren’t fit for service. Not when I’m in charge
Fry: Well, thanks to the internet I'm completely bored with sex.
Fry: Oooh! Big Pink! It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham!
Bender: And it pinkens your teeth while you chew!
Henry Kissinger's Head: Young man, you have the bravery of a hero- and breath as fresh as a summer ham!
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