| Lump sum!!
 Things I would do (in no particular order)
 
 --Big donation to the TFP
 
 --Two chicks at the same time (the Olsen Twins preferably)
 
 --One big celebration party/drunken orgy (All of you are invited, clothing optional)
 
 --Bitch slap my boss. (I'd probably do that one first)
 
 --Buy a new house in Paris, London, Canada, Hawaii and Jamaica
 
 --Buy a Harrier Jump-jet to get me back and forth from all the houses.
 
 --Go back and bitch slap my boss again
 
 --Buy the Detroit Red Wings
 
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 -- Adam Savage
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