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Honeymoon #4 and still a virgin
A couple just got married and on the first night of the honeymoon the wife says, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!"
The hubby says, "How so? You've been married three times before."
"Well," she says, "my first husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it.
My second husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he wanted to do...oh, I do miss HIM."
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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
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