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Zzzzzzzzzzzz: Even though it has been more than a week since the now infamous Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson halftime debacle, and even though every news outlet known to man has beat the piss out of the proverbial dead horse, people still can't seem to get over the fact that a woman's tit was shown on live TV. Oh the mortification!!! Yes television, the most wholesome, educational entertainment outlet available, has now been forever sullied by the two-second exposure of Ms. Jackson's cyborg breast. Even my mom, who is usually pretty hip about things, got seriously butt hurt about this whole situation. What's offensive to me is that 89 million people reserved their Sunday to watch grown men play with a f-ing ball and run headlong into each other for four hours. Actually, I guess that only happens for about an hour. The other three were filled with calls to mindless consumerism (at $3 million a minute) and even a word from our Great Leader regarding the all-important domestic issue of football. Shouldn't these barking dogs of morality be considering why, on their beloved Sabbath, those families who are "outraged" by the tit-shot weren't spending their time in quiet reflection of the Bible's teachings? Anyways, the world turns...
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