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jets · 05-01-2003, 06:05 AM

As a kid, I once tried to syphon gas outta the lawnmower for my mini dirtbike and naturally I didn't know what I was doing and swallowed the gasoline. It blocked my throat and I could not breathe. I ran around like a chicken with no head, running hysterically. My mom ran me down and gave me mouth to mouth. I then puked for two days steady.

One other time I ran a YELLOW light and some cunt was "timing the stoplight" from the other direction and she fucking t-boned my eagle talon at 90KM/h in her '81 oldsmoblie. My car spun a 180 and when I came to and few minutes later my head was split open and a mob of onlookers were there to greet my return to the thing we call life. Musta been out for a while now that I think of it.

05-01-2003, 06:05 AM	#22 (permalink)
jets Insane	As a kid, I once tried to syphon gas outta the lawnmower for my mini dirtbike and naturally I didn't know what I was doing and swallowed the gasoline. It blocked my throat and I could not breathe. I ran around like a chicken with no head, running hysterically. My mom ran me down and gave me mouth to mouth. I then puked for two days steady. One other time I ran a YELLOW light and some cunt was "timing the stoplight" from the other direction and she fucking t-boned my eagle talon at 90KM/h in her '81 oldsmoblie. My car spun a 180 and when I came to and few minutes later my head was split open and a mob of onlookers were there to greet my return to the thing we call life. Musta been out for a while now that I think of it. __________________ Hey. Wasn't Me.