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troit · 05-01-2003, 05:50 AM

Here are a few stupid laws from my current home state of Maryland:

1. Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

2. Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.

3. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

Although I just recently moved from Virginia:

1. Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

2. Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

3. It is illegal to tickle women.

4. It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

5. A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.

6. It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks.

7. It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

05-01-2003, 05:50 AM	#16 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Here are a few stupid laws from my current home state of Maryland: 1. Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere. 2. Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. 3. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. Although I just recently moved from Virginia: 1. Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary. 2. Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. 3. It is illegal to tickle women. 4. It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. 5. A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere. 6. It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks. 7. It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself... Last edited by troit; 05-01-2003 at 05:55 AM..