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i've had a few myself, but he last time happened in a movie theater....
I was bored and went to the movie theater to catch a flick. There wasn't any good movies showing but I was bored so I decided to watch Dumb and Dumber. I really have a strong disliking for most slapstick comedies but like I said, I was bored....
I bought some twizzlers and a soda and took my seat inside the theater. I had my choice of seats as NO ONE was inside, appearantly I was the only loser bored enough to go see this movie. And so the movie begain and I watched...
I was surprised... I mean it was so terribly stupid, sooo unbelievably dumb that it was HALARIOUS! I've never laughed as hard while watching a movie as I did that movie. Then came the Toilet Scene... For those who don't know, the movie is about these two bumbling idiots who go on an adventure to return a briefcase full of money to a mysterious lady... anyways in this particular scene one of the guys (Jim Carrey) pours a half of a bottle of concentrated liquid laxative in his buddy's coffee as payback for dating the girl he is interested in.... Anyways the guy arrives at the girl's house and then the laxative kicks in and he runs straight to the bathroom, then halarity ensues... during the scene he is convulsing on the toilet I laughed so hard I starting choking on the twizzzlers I was eating. I started choking and sufficating for what seemed like several minutes. I started to lose consciousness everything started to go dark and I started to see a light in the distance (it was probably just the movie screen but ya never know). And the only thing I could think about was-
"fuck me!, I'm going to appear in tomorrow headlines in the newspaper as the man who died alone in a movie theater while watching a Jim Carrey movie..."
then I swallowed the bit of twizzler and took a great big gasp of air and started coughing...
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