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Originally posted by redlemon
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
T.S. Quint: [Retches]
Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.
T.S. Quint: If all she did was dump you, you got off light.
/ Mallrats
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More or less happened to me a week ago. It was my first time with this girl... so I was nervous as it was. She gave the best head I have ever had, but I couldn't enjoy it because I was too busy trying to prevent a great release.