A few more to laugh at ::
1. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
2. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
3. It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
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I'm getting handed a painfully expensive speeding ticket or violation and I'm supposed to smile about it?
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