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Some people just don't get computers. I'm not sure why, maybe they're afraid it will blow up, or transform into Megatron and rip their torsos off or something. But when people tell me "Thanks for the help! I can't hardly turn the thing off! hur hur hur!" I have ask them "Well, are you sure you're just not retarded?"
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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