twilightfoix

Two guys are sitting at a bar together at the top of the empire state building. And they're sitting there drinking and talking to each other. Then one guy says, "Hey, you know that if you jump of this building that around the 30th floor the wind picks up, carries you around the building and slows you down till you land safely on the ground." The second man in disbelief says, "I'll give you $100 if you can prove it." So the first man goes to the window and jumps out. And he's fallin, 70th floor, 60th floor, 50th floor, 40th floor, 30th floor and he slowed downflew around the building and landed safely on the ground. Took the elevator back up and collected his $100 from the second man. The second man then said "Hey, i gotta try this." So he goes to the window and jumps out. And he's fallin, 70th floor, 60th floor, 50th floor, 40th floor, 35th floor, and he's not slowing down, 30th floor and he's still not slowing down, 20th floor and he's still going, 10th floor and then *splatt*. The first man goes back to drinking. The bartender looks at the first man and says, "You know you can be a real dick when you're drunk superman."