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HFrankenstein · 02-07-2004, 10:27 AM

Well, Valentine's Day is coming up. The most depressing day of the year, as Lewis Black and countless others have put it. I'm certainly not looking forward to it, especially since I'm one of very few of my friends who happens to be single this year. Not that I really cared for it when I had a girlfriend, either; man what a pain in the ass. But I digress.

Got any good ideas for how to spend Valentine's Day single? Post 'em.

As for myself, of those of my friends who are indeed alone this year, there's an equal number of males and females. Right now, the plan is to get hammered, pair off, and drown our sorrows in bodily fluids.

P.S. Don't post "masturbating" as a single-on-V-Day activity. It's kind of a given.

Edit: Let's keep the self-pity to a minimum, too. No offense, Strange.

02-07-2004, 10:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
HFrankenstein Crazy Location: New Jersey / Delaware	Single on Hallmark Stockholder's Day (Or Valentine's Day. Same diff.) Well, Valentine's Day is coming up. The most depressing day of the year, as Lewis Black and countless others have put it. I'm certainly not looking forward to it, especially since I'm one of very few of my friends who happens to be single this year. Not that I really cared for it when I had a girlfriend, either; man what a pain in the ass. But I digress. Got any good ideas for how to spend Valentine's Day single? Post 'em. As for myself, of those of my friends who are indeed alone this year, there's an equal number of males and females. Right now, the plan is to get hammered, pair off, and drown our sorrows in bodily fluids. P.S. Don't post "masturbating" as a single-on-V-Day activity. It's kind of a given. Edit: Let's keep the self-pity to a minimum, too. No offense, Strange. __________________ When in doubt, sauerkraut. Last edited by HFrankenstein; 02-07-2004 at 11:25 AM..