I know that if I was an alien, I would go to Earth just to push down plants in patterns and make the locals say "wtf?"
Why not just kick people in the ass and then beam back to your ship before they turn around and see you?
Crop circles are a hoax. Though, I knida like the thought of som e local on TLC saying "...and then i got kicked in the ass several times, but when i turned around...no one was there!"
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