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So, how could you bring up the subject? hmmm, let me think a moment......I know!!
When she's in the shower, just open the shower curtain and hose her down!! Although that may be a little less intimate than what you're looking for....just give me a minute.....GOT IT!!
Scenario: Thanksgiving dinner-everyone is just sitting down to eat and just before everyone starts heaping food on their plates say, "You know, I've been thinking, the oral sex is nice, and I like that you can take the whole thing, but something is missing. Don't get me wrong, anal sex with you is amazing, especially when you "clean" me afterwards, but I think we need to take things to the next level." Then, before anyone can react, stand up and piss on her.
Ahhhh, yes, romance. Nothing says, "I love you" like a pint of steaming hot urine.
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It was like that when I got here....I swear.
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