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JazzmanAl · 02-06-2004, 09:09 AM

Some friends and I were sitting around one night comming up with a list of horse powers. Just powers all horses have. Here is what we came up with:

1. Grazing
2. Pissing
3. Malnutrition
4. Brutal Dictatorship
5. Granite Sculpture
6. Absolute Bowel Control. Absolute.
7. Respiration
8. Java Programming
9. Ancient Languages
10. Androgeny
11. Digestion
12. Acid Reflux
13. Posession
14. Impersonation
15. Seduction
16. Deduction
17. Sodomy
18. Total Lack of Interest
19. Inappropriate Wood
20. Living to 20
21. Eating Shit Without Batting an Eye
22. High-sticking
23. All-out Mastery of Racial Slurs
24. Thorough Investigation of Crime Scenes
25. Limecat
26. Dual Carberators
27. Tri-vibrators
28. Cellulose Resistance
29. Knowing Where You Sleep
30. Glue
31. Cum-Shot Porn
32. Arbitration
33. Gynecology
34. Rapist Wit
35. Rape
36. Bribery
37. Charity Auction
38. Murdering the Homeless
39. Leveling the Playing Field
40. Risk
41. Solitaire

I want to see what you all can add to our list.

02-06-2004, 09:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
JazzmanAl Crazy Location: Iowa?	Horse Powers Some friends and I were sitting around one night comming up with a list of horse powers. Just powers all horses have. Here is what we came up with: 1. Grazing 2. Pissing 3. Malnutrition 4. Brutal Dictatorship 5. Granite Sculpture 6. Absolute Bowel Control. Absolute. 7. Respiration 8. Java Programming 9. Ancient Languages 10. Androgeny 11. Digestion 12. Acid Reflux 13. Posession 14. Impersonation 15. Seduction 16. Deduction 17. Sodomy 18. Total Lack of Interest 19. Inappropriate Wood 20. Living to 20 21. Eating Shit Without Batting an Eye 22. High-sticking 23. All-out Mastery of Racial Slurs 24. Thorough Investigation of Crime Scenes 25. Limecat 26. Dual Carberators 27. Tri-vibrators 28. Cellulose Resistance 29. Knowing Where You Sleep 30. Glue 31. Cum-Shot Porn 32. Arbitration 33. Gynecology 34. Rapist Wit 35. Rape 36. Bribery 37. Charity Auction 38. Murdering the Homeless 39. Leveling the Playing Field 40. Risk 41. Solitaire I want to see what you all can add to our list. __________________ I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me.