Smash someone in the face with a beer bottle because you decide you don't like them? Sounds fishy, especially considering it was a college student.
That said, don't mess with Texas. (<- non-sequitor. take that).
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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