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Okay people - think about it.
Everyone knows the show is taped, and already is over, right?
And corporations don't want losers as their spokesperson, right?
And Colby's been shilling razors for a couple of months now, right?
Survivor isn't as secretive as they'd have you believe - there was a news article about two weeks into the 1st season about Richard Hatch going to court as an abusive parent for starving his overweight son, and the article mentioned he had just won a $million on a TV show.
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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