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1) go to the kitchen
2) plug in the blender, set it on its side upon the table turn it to ice crush speed and turn it on.
3) open your fav. porno mag and start wanking
4) just as your about to release, sitck your wee wee into the blender and see how close you come to the spinning razor sharp blades.
that should make things a tad more exciting for you or anyone else for that matter.
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