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How to deal with rejection:
A: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
B: Unfertilized.
A: That's cool, I'll shoot it on your back.
A: My place or yours?
B: Both. Me to mine, you to yours.
A: Honestly, after I'm done sticking it to you in the back of my car, I really don't care where I drop you off.
A: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
B: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
A: That's fine as long as I could shove it up your ass while you're still warm.
A: Would you like to dance?
B: No.
A: I think you misunderstood me. I said "Your ass looks fat in those pants."
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Every day that I am alive is a great day. Life is filled with potential and love is everywhere.
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