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Jon Blake Cusack, and wife Jamie, were jailed today for endangering the welfare of their baby. Investigators found high levels of nicotene in the baby Jon's body.
Mr. and Mrs. Cusack said they felt compelled to give their child a 'patch', and subsequent patches on an almost weekly basis.
"It was like the patches just went on automatically - we didn't even realize that we had installed them on our baby", remarked the father.
Custody of the child has been awarded to Microsoft, who bought the Cusacks out in an effort to reduce competition.
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