When i was 19, i had a friend in her late 30's who happened to have three kids. though i had no children at the time, we had a lot in common... she helped me through some pretty difficult times.
One morning we were drinking coffee in the kitchen when her son threw me for a loop (to say the least
He was about 4 years old at the time... and at 19, i knew nothing really about 4 year old boys and their development.
So we're sitting there chatting and drinking our coffee when (let's call him Cody) walks into the room. He stood before us, hands on his hands... looking utterly disgusted.
"Mommy!" he said, with much urgency. We stopped looking and focused on this cute as hell little boy, hands on his hips, eyes focused forward... He obviously had something very important to tell us.
"What Cody?"
With utter distain and obvious irritation Aaron announced...
"My penis is hard... AGAIN!"
With that... he turned on his heel and stomped out of the room.
After coughing on the coffee that went down my windpipe and came out my nose, i about DIED laughing.
Kids are funny as hell... built in entertainment for their sanity waning parents.
