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Which God?
Although I'm sure any physical contact or (if you think sex is something divine) spiritual connection with the Christian God would be beyond any sex we can imagine I'd also enjoy sex with goddesses such as Kali and Athena or, for that matter, the Gnostic one. I've also always been very attracted to the Earth Mother's shapely curves (no mathematical pun intended at time of writing). Any REAL God would of course make these options to us. Make sure before you sell your soul to some Being or demiurge claming to be the One True God you get these perks in WRITING! I don't want prophets to tell me this is true, I want divine power to carve them into stone in front of me. Just to make sure. Please people before you cast your Divine Vote get very explicit contracts (Hm the Devil already does this, always the business man that Devil...) detailing what your good works or karma will get you. You can't go back and sue afterwards.
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"How can the Have-Nots win when the Haves have M-16s and F-16s and the Have-Nots have not?"
-- Dr. Seuss
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