Quadraton

This is a bad one. You've been warned.

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Three soldiers are walking through the jungle during the Vietnam war. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Charlie starts shooting at them. The three head for cover, and manage to find shelter in a foxhole. They hold off the enemy for hours when one of the men says,

"We need to get support. We've got plenty of ammo, but we're running low on food and water. The radio got a bullet in it, so that means someone needs to go out and get help"

Finally, one of the men volunteers, and under the cover-fire of his friends, he manages to make a break for it.

Hours pass, and still no sign of the man's return. Finally, after almost all hope is lost, the man comes back. His friends quickly ask if help was about to arrive.

"I couldn't find any help anywhere. But, oh man! On my way back, I found this really hot Vietnam chick, and I just couldn't help myself. I had to have sex with her, and let me tell you, we did it for hours."

Despite his anger, one of the other men curiously says, "Really? Did she give good head?"

To which the man replies, "Head? What head?"

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