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Three kids,
Taylor 15, 6'2" and 240lbs. Looks like his mom, is built like his youngest uncle and is every inch the mirror personality of me. I weep for the future!
Olivia 6 going on 30. Started talking at 8 mths and could carry on an adult like coversation at 15 mths. She is also wayyyyyy smarter than my wife or me, we know this because we are always wrong! SHe recently came home from school upset because Gage was moving away and " he is my soulmate and how will I ever find him when we should be together?" a direct quote, I swear! I weep for our future!
Emily 19 mths. Emily is easily the most inquisitive and wilfull of our three. Nothing is safe anywhere. If she cannot reach it she will build a staircase out of furniture and toys if you let her. She is quite able to talk but so far refuses and uses a series of gestures, grunts and tugs to get her way. Every once in a while she will slip up and say something " hi Dad!" and then realize she spoke and clam up. More future weeping here!
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!
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