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my favs...
Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me
There is no such thing as a were-virgin
We do not 'charge into battle, naked, like the Celts
My chain of command is not interested in why I 'just happen' to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car
'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!
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