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I never answer a question with the real answer the first time.
"Whats for supper?"
food
or
Chicken lips
When reading to my 6 year old I change the names of characters or change the story completly and since she reads very well it drives her nuts. It is NOT the story of Cinderwhozits and the 3 dragons, and Goldipants did NOT haul out her trusty 9 and take care of those pesky bears.
I am a serious pain in the ass and my kids expect no less.
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!
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