We loved to screw with my youngest cousin back when she was younger, we got her to believe such stupid stuff
The best was, when she was like 9, about to turn 10, we had her utterly convinced that EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY got their thumbs chopped off, put in a stew, and eaten on their 10th birthday, and then have bionic thumbs attached in place of the old ones. she cried soooo much...we were so cruel...
My dad didn't mess with us, so much as annoy the bejeezus out of us. Everytime one of us said "I'm hungry", he'd say something like "I thought you were Matt?" and he'd keep going back and forth until we'd shut up.
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Words of Wisdom:
If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
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