Heh, you definitely need a snorkel! Sue Johannsen, the "talk sex with sue" lady has something about it on her site, just go to
http://www.talksexwithsue.com and learn about it.
I am down for the count after ejaculating. I turn into a total idiot, I giggle, pass out, and am sort of useless for a few hours in terms of comprehension.
If you can get your girl to squirt, it's worth it. Just assure her she's *not* peeing. However, it is good if she doesn't go pee first, and has some to hold, as it increases the presssure that you need to squirt.
Have fun
