Parkhurst

Paq you are a man of distinction, I was thinking more along the lines of curried sprouts with a dessert of stewed prunes and custard. Copious amounts of red wine also help loosen the flow of such proceedings.

Speaking of drink another direction that Enzomat might consider is getting his girlfriend drunk as all hell so that she doesn't notice him peeing on her. He should then spend the rest of the night asleep on a chair next to the bed so that when she wakes up all bleary eyed and asks what he is doing there he can say 'well you had a little accident last night.'

This way he can get her used to being covered in pee without suffering the blame of messing her up in the first place. The downside of course is that over the months it will cost you a lot in alcohol, and the girlfriend may well decide to watch her drinking habits.

By that time though you can actually alleviate her fears and paranoia by admitting 'actually it turned me on.' She won't be sure if you are just trying to comfort her or serious at this point, but by then she should be more receptive to the idea of pee play anyway.

Tell me about it, what totally irrational creatures they are. I don't think that I will ever be able to figure them out at all.

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