GakFace

The Dustulians are now extinct. As the Vodkarnians finally got the best of them. You see Dustulians and Vodkarnians used to live together in harmony. In fact, thanx to the Dustulians, Gordock was the most beautiful planet in all of Flurbidge. Originally.. way back in the time like they were both Gordocks (Gordo-k-ks) of the planet Gordock (Gordo-k-k). There was then a civil war, although no one reallys knows why, as all documentation was destroyed. None the less there were then two opposing peoplings of the world. Eventually the became friends, as i said before, but this was very short lived. Perhaps the Vodkarnians still hated the Dustulians.. No one will ever know as Vodkarnians are incapable of telling you the real answer. Now that I've given some backstory, let me describe to who these people were. See after the battle.. The Dustulians seemed to clean everything in sight.. any bodies or trashed squares (throwing squares are my weapon of choice) were cleaned up. Maybe the disliked them, Who knows... I never never really cared. But they dusted everything, and i mean EVERYTHING. I believe that Dustulians was a fitting name as they did dust, but I did not know why the dusted until they were gone.... forever. See they would dust all the time as they were SEVERELY allergic to dust. If there was dust in the area they were susceptable to dying. They sure made the planet nice..... aww the memories. I am sure glad I researched all this, as I was hoping someone would ask my for my knowledge. Anyways, they are now dead... Whats that you say? You know how they died? Yeah i suppose you're right.. they died from dust. BUT WAIT!!!!!!!! thats the how, not the why. Remember how I said the Vodkarnians probably still hated the Dustulians? Well what happened is the the Vodkarnians invented a sweet tasting Vodka (hence the name they were given). It wasn't their FIRST Vodka.. as they had to get the name. So they gave it the vodka name and added subtitle, much like you see with 7 UP(side down) and Pepsi (twist). This new Vodka was in reverse order, it was.. Tilted Vodka. The Dustulians liked the sweet taste and it was very potent too!!! Sadly for the Dustulians, they got soooooooo toasted, that dust was able to build on the floor. Then they passed out... Dust on the floor.. their breathing apparatuses now on the floor... yeah they died. Sadly, as i said before Vadkarnians cannot tell you this.. as they are on vodka! The only reason I could tell you, is because a new Vodka has been created where they mix the Dust with the Vodka, good reviews so far.. I am the last of the Beta Testers, thus I had to be sober. You got lucky and asked me on the right day!

BTW... I liked the Dustulians, after i downed one bottle, i just dropped it for another, as the Dustulians always cleaned up after me!



So.... Sion... Glad you asked me such a question? I'm very knowledgable. So Sion where do you post most?

I'll take a question for the Dustulians...