Capture one of them and perform a "Staged Execution" so the rest can see. (feel free to be a brutal as you see fit) That should scare the rest away.
Roach 1: "Did you see that shit?"
Roach 2: "Screw that place I am never going back in there, that guy is a freak!"
Roach 3: "Hey Guys, have you seen Crackprogram's house, it's like the mothership is calling us home."
All: Let's Go!
On second thought, feed them lots of butter and sugar, that will get rid of them!
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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.
~Halx
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