I threw a bunch of junk away today and the midst of all this junk was a whoopie cushion. Ahh but what memories it brought. Especially after placing my lips on the blasted thing to blow it up only to find it wasn't gonna blow up.
Dumb me licked my lips which then brought back another nasty memory!! Rubbers!! How can a man expect woman to give them a blowjob after having had a rubber on? Ever had man want that? I think if thats what they want they could take the time to wash the nasty taste the rubber leaves beind. So what if it goes limp! It got hard once I am sure it will do it again.. abracadabra.. *poof* make it hard again! Either that or maybe he could learn to be the man from nan-tuckit!
