One similar to what posted above...
"If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he'll buy an ugly hat. If you talk to a starving man about fish, you're a consultant."
--Dogbert
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"Final thought: I just rented Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. Frankly, it was the worst sports movie I've ever seen."
--Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun
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