Hail Ladies!
Might I suggest a large plush hamburger for those lonely nights?
Here is their oddly worded description:
"This is the biggest Cheeseburger ever! With this big Cheeseburger pillow, whether you are watching TV or taking a rest, it will provide you with the best comfort! It is very soft and cuddle! There are cheese, lettuce, and beef inside.
16''L x 16'' W x 4'' H
Sometimes, late at night, only a hamburger will do.
-GH