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		 My parents call me TamTam 
My grandma calls me Number One (which has worked wonders with sibling rivalry) 
One of my exes called me 'Lil Nubbin' 
And this scary old man at work calls me shorty (and I'm 6'1) 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Good girls are bad girls that don't get caught!
			 
		
		
		
		
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