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heres a few i like...
Q: What do you call 9 parachuting lawyers?
A: Skeet!
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquitto?
A: Mosquittos stop sucking when you slap them.
chemistry joke...
Q: Whats new in chemistry?
A: c over lambda
one liner
If you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the precipitate.
(sorry for anyone that took offense)
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