trust me, there is a diff between falling on a cross bar that your ...err..friend...did and getting kicked mid stream..The toe of her foot will nail that area between anus and scrotum that you can press to shut off flow of urine or semen...so you'll probably stop and you'll probably have to have her foot surgically removed from your butt...
Now, i will admit that your bucket idea...that one works. Beautiful, simple and doesn't require exposing yourself to painful encounters...
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Chris
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