I remember hearing that Howard Stern used to be so "anal" about his ass that he would carry baby wipes with him to the bathroom. Then after using TP, he would use a single wipe and check it for evidence. He would keep wiping/checking until nothing remained, then once more for good measure. Unfortunately for him, he developed an "anal fissure" (look it up), and had to relax a little.
How's that for too much information?
