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WHOOPS! I shaved my pubes off
Last night, my wife and I shaved ourselves. One of us now looks pretty hot. (Hint: it isn’t me).
So lemme tell guys, shaving off your pubes is not for everybody. Sure, it might look cool on your typical, massive pornstar. But if you are a short, skinny guy with no body hair to speak of, deleting your pubes will make you look like a 10-year-old boy.
As if I wasn’t already ridiculous looking, now I look like the centerfold on Michael-Jackson’s favorite whack-mag.
And, of course, there is the um…sensation. Christ, it feels like a sweaty hedgehog is taking a nap in my shorts. And I’m starting to itch. MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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