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Scorpio · 04-30-2003, 03:23 PM

So this guy dies and goes straight to hell. Shocked by his surroundings he runs and hides in a corner. Along comes the devil to greet the new arrival. He asks the frightened man
"what are you doing down there?"

And the man answers “I’m hiding from you because I know you will torture me to no end!"

And the devil chuckles "My young friend how wrong you are. Things aren't so bad down here. You were a drinker in your formal life weren't you?"

The man answers" Well yes I was."

The devil smiles and says" That’s great because every Sunday night is drink night. You can have any drink you want all night long."

The man says” Really?"

The devil replies "Yes and you were a smoker too weren't you?"

The man says "Well yes I was."

The devil takes him by the shoulder and says" Well that’s good because every Monday is smoke day. You can have cigarettes, Cuban cigars, and even weed!"

At this point the guy is stunned by how great life is going to be down here. Then the devil slowly turns to him and says "Now you were also gay in your formal life weren't you?"

The guy quickly responds "NO! NO! I wasn't"

And the devil smiles and says "Well you’re not gonna like Tuesdays much."

04-30-2003, 03:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scorpio Registered User Location: Earth	Tuesdays So this guy dies and goes straight to hell. Shocked by his surroundings he runs and hides in a corner. Along comes the devil to greet the new arrival. He asks the frightened man "what are you doing down there?" And the man answers “I’m hiding from you because I know you will torture me to no end!" And the devil chuckles "My young friend how wrong you are. Things aren't so bad down here. You were a drinker in your formal life weren't you?" The man answers" Well yes I was." The devil smiles and says" That’s great because every Sunday night is drink night. You can have any drink you want all night long." The man says” Really?" The devil replies "Yes and you were a smoker too weren't you?" The man says "Well yes I was." The devil takes him by the shoulder and says" Well that’s good because every Monday is smoke day. You can have cigarettes, Cuban cigars, and even weed!" At this point the guy is stunned by how great life is going to be down here. Then the devil slowly turns to him and says "Now you were also gay in your formal life weren't you?" The guy quickly responds "NO! NO! I wasn't" And the devil smiles and says "Well you’re not gonna like Tuesdays much."