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That chick fell out of the ugly tree, hit every ugly branch on the way down, landed on the ugly tracks and got hit by the ugly train!
You're so dumb, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel.
If you think you are so goddamn good at everything, try separating fly shit from ground pepper with boxing gloves on.
[hand someone a note with this written on it]
You're so fucking brain dead that I'll bet you're mouthing the words of this note as you read it.
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If you have any poo... fling it NOW!
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