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Originally posted by filtherton
I think cbs should fire madden and what's his nuts and replace them with the incumbent and the leading opposition candidate. It'd probably be a lot more entertaining than hearing madden constantly remind everybody that it is indeed the reciever's job to catch the ball.
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Kerry: Oh man! well, Mr. President, the Patriots from the great State of Massachussets really seem to be thumping those inbred, Carolina peckerwoods, wouln't you say?
Bush: Pretzels! I told them chips. Where's Rummy! Get me those chips or I swear to God I'm gonna bomb something!
Kerry: Thank you Mr. President. Let's go to Howard Dean on the Carolina side line.
Dean: Well, they're gonna take the ball, and they're gonna go to the 30. They're gonna go to the 40, the 50, the 40, the 20, and then they're gonna take that ball and ram it into the endzone where it belongs.
YEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!
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Thank you so much for putting that in my head.