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Hail Bernadette!
You have drawn me out of my dark cave.
A Temple to the Giant Hamburger can rise up in the most unlikely of places. The quality of materials may vary from location to location but the true believer’s fervent adoration and undying loyalty cannot be questioned. The symbol of the hamburger as an icon of power has been represented in human architecture for tens of years. This example, while not the most technologically advanced, makes up for its mechanical simplicity with a generous dose of idolatry. No man, woman or child can doubt what delicious sacrament they will be administered when they enter that gladsome place of worship. Windows are unnoticed and unnecessary if you are truly devoted.
Perhaps I can take you there for lunch sometime,
-GH
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