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Tophat665 · 01-25-2004, 03:04 PM

So much for my commentary. Now my contribution...

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-- Ben Franklin

"The grandest house in the world burns just as brightly and easily as the most humble cottage."
Paraphrased from—
Digger by Joseph Flynn

The one thing about ghosts that you need to know, no matter what kind of ghosts they are: They have nothing to do with the dead. It’s always themselves that people are afraid of.
-- Sergeant Anderson, NYPD
Cities In Flight, James Blish

"Our analysis tends to agree with yours regarding Coors. It certainly does suck at about any temperature."
-- Toby B. Miller. From a reply from the Miller Brewing company to Bradley Lee, who questioned the wisdom of coloring MGD cans black and backed it up with experimental data.

Mother Nature is a Bitch.
-- Murphy's 10th law

If you play with anything long enough, it will break.
-- Murphy's 12th law

All general statements are false; think about it.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!
-- Unknown

Batman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma. - Chris Jarocha-Ernst

Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.
-- Terry Pratchett

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
--George Gobel

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
--A. Whitney Brown

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'
--Richard Jeni

Carl Zwanzig: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."

Douglas Adams: "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

Albert Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

(Can you tell I've been saving these for a while?)

01-25-2004, 03:04 PM	#48 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	So much for my commentary. Now my contribution... "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Ben Franklin "The grandest house in the world burns just as brightly and easily as the most humble cottage." Paraphrased from— Digger by Joseph Flynn The one thing about ghosts that you need to know, no matter what kind of ghosts they are: They have nothing to do with the dead. It’s always themselves that people are afraid of. -- Sergeant Anderson, NYPD Cities In Flight, James Blish "Our analysis tends to agree with yours regarding Coors. It certainly does suck at about any temperature." -- Toby B. Miller. From a reply from the Miller Brewing company to Bradley Lee, who questioned the wisdom of coloring MGD cans black and backed it up with experimental data. Mother Nature is a Bitch. -- Murphy's 10th law If you play with anything long enough, it will break. -- Murphy's 12th law All general statements are false; think about it. All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. All things being equal, fat people use more soap. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! -- Unknown Batman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma. - Chris Jarocha-Ernst Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum. -- Terry Pratchett If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. --George Gobel I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. --A. Whitney Brown I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.' --Richard Jeni Carl Zwanzig: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." Douglas Adams: "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." Albert Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Can you tell I've been saving these for a while?) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.