Quote:
Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
"I have the body of an 18 year old.
I keep it in the fridge."
Spike Milligan, RIP
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Hmm. I heard a Dan Hedaya standup that parapharased that as:
I have the body of a 16 year old boy and the brain of a German shepherd. They're out in my trunk. Wanna go see?
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