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Some soccer mom pulled her damn suv out in front of me when I was driving along once at an intersection. The light was green when I approached it, she was turning right into my lane, and she looked to see if anything was coming, but unfortunately the sun was both at my back and she was a moron. Wasn't wearing my seatbelt, so I'm sure my head would be through the windshield and she'd probably be dead at the angle I would have hit her.
Good thing for my ninja-like reflexes.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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