Tophat665

Fear not, you are both one dip in the P2P pool or schlepp down to the used CD store away from a degree of coolness only acheived by the true cognoscenti of hipness. Your watchwords are three: Blue, Öyster, and Cult. Get a copy of Fire of Unknown Origin or better yet Secret Treaties, and you will be on your way to a height of coolness you have never before believed you could attain. Why, since I started listening to Blue Öyster Cult (incidentally, the umlaut is what makes them the coolest. We can go into why it doesn't do the same for Mötley Crüe some other time), I am so hip that I sometimes have trouble seeing over my pelvis and so cool I have to drink my oxygen. I no longer need Lite Beer to attract hot women who want to have sex with me.

(It's all in the mind.)

Just remember my salient points:
1) Blue Öyster Cult is Cool
2) Listening to them will make you cool
3) Umlauts are also cool, but not for Mötley Crüe..

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