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aphex140 · 01-23-2004, 02:29 AM

Hi All

Had one of those die of embarrasment situations.

Had few drinks to g/f home and started to make love, both really got into to it and we ended up doogie style her on the bed me standing by the edge of the bed.

Going for glory full with-draw and re entry - felt like a champ, then - you know what is coming. Missed paradise and ended up in the choclate starfish.

We both do not have our brown wing and have no interest in such.

As you can imagine she howled like an banshi and legged it to the toilet leaving me with a hard on in the bedroom, that needed cleaning.

The matter was made worse by the fact she thinks it was intentional even though I assure it was not.

Any tip what to say apart from sorry. We have not discussed yet but I think it will be brooched tonight.

01-23-2004, 02:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	WHat would you say Hi All Had one of those die of embarrasment situations. Had few drinks to g/f home and started to make love, both really got into to it and we ended up doogie style her on the bed me standing by the edge of the bed. Going for glory full with-draw and re entry - felt like a champ, then - you know what is coming. Missed paradise and ended up in the choclate starfish. We both do not have our brown wing and have no interest in such. As you can imagine she howled like an banshi and legged it to the toilet leaving me with a hard on in the bedroom, that needed cleaning. The matter was made worse by the fact she thinks it was intentional even though I assure it was not. Any tip what to say apart from sorry. We have not discussed yet but I think it will be brooched tonight. __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]