Sell it to me for a beer and a Big Mac and I will give you this wonderful Celeron 400Mhz, 128MB-PC100 SDRAM, 5.4GB 5400RPM, 56k, 10baseT, 16MB Voodoo2, microATX machine that is sitting in the corner of my room idle. Its a real crazed beast man -- rabies and such. It was hard to hold back ... in 1996.